Fat City - Hi Beetle Juice.
Beetle Juice - Yeah?
Fat City - This is Robyn, from Fat City Magazine. We're doing a story on you.
Beetle Juice - Yeah, what kind of story?
Fat City - Whatever kind of story you want.
Beetle Juice - I'm pretty sure about it.
Fat City - You're pretty sure about it?
Beetle Juice - I am.
Fat City - You've been doing a lot of acting right?
Beetle Juice - Something like that.
Fat City - You had a part is “Scary Movie II” right?
Beetle Juice - Yup.
Fat City - You want to tell me a little bit about that?
Beetle Juice - I don't know.
Fat City - Please….Do you want to talk about your act ing?
Beetle Juice - I don't know, I'm a little shy about that.
Fat City - Do you want to tell me a little bit about your part in "Bubble Boy?"
Beetle Juice - Well….naaaaa…let's see….I'll have to think about that.
Fat City - You have to think about that? What about the TV show "Son of the Beach?"
Beetle Juice - Uhhhhhh don't know?
Fat City - You don't know?
Beetle Juice - I don't know about that either?
Fat City - You don't know about that? Were you filmed for it?
Beetle Juice - Nahhh.
Fat City - What about "Scary Movie II?"
Beetle Juice - Nah, that would take me too long.
Fat City - That would take you too long?
Beetle Juice - Yeah.
Fat City - Do you want to talk about wrestling?
Beetle Juice - Nah.
Fat City - Why?
Beetle Juice - I hate wrestling!
Fat City - You hate wrestling? Who's your favorite wrestler?
Beetle Juice - I don't know.
Fat City - You don't know?
Beetle Juice - Nah.
Fat City - What was it like wrestling Jeff Jarrett?
Beetle Juice - Well, I don't know nothing about that either.
Fat City - You don't? I thought he hit you over the head with a guitar when you wrestled him?
Beetle Juice - Well, that didn't mean nothing! I ain't got nothing to do with that.
Fat City - You ain't got nothing to do with that?
Beetle Juice - Nah.
Fat City - What was your favorite wrestling move?
Beetle Juice - Well, I don't know nothing about that either.
Fat City - You don't have a special wrestling move?
Beetle Juice - Nah.
Fat City - No?
Beetle Juice - I don't know nothing about that either.
Fat City - So, what have you been doing?
Beetle Juice - Huh?
Fat City - What have you been doing?
Beetle Juice - What have I been doing?
Fat City - Yeah.
Beetle Juice - I've been playing with myself…why?
Fat City - [cracks up laughing….]
Beetle Juice - I've been touching my balls, what else?
Fat City - Are you having a good time?
Beetle Juice - Yeah a pretty good time.

Unfortunately, due to his busy schedule, Beetle's manager Sean had to whisk him away. But I just couldn't get enough of Beetle, so I logged on to his Web site jollydwarf.com where you can find an extensive photo collection, official Beetle Juice merchandise and info on how to book Mr. Juice to make an appearance at your own private soirée. What more could a girl possibly want? Be sure to keep an eye peeled for Beetle Juice in upcoming films "Scary Movie II" and "Bubble Boy" and a guest appearance on the hit TV show "Son of the Beach." This man will no doubt take Hollywood and the rest of the world by storm - or at least inch-by-inch.